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"We have to escape the garden" i whispered to Adam as Jehovah called for us to come out of the forest and present ourselves to him.

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I pleaded and pleaded to the police that I didn't kill him.

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I've been really nervous about living alone, so my dad got me the best locks money can buy for my front door.

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I’ve been kicked in here all my life, and still Mom and Dad won’t let me out.

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I have learned that after death, your essence is transported into a new alternate universe in which you evade that which killed you.

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[APR22] I swallowed a Joker in the middle of a card game out of anger

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October is my favorite month of the year

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Todays the day I finally get to meet my crush!

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Their ads show children running through fields of sunflowers while a soft voice promises immortality through advanced technology.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"We have to escape the garden" i whispered to Adam as Jehovah called for us to come out of the forest and present ourselves to him.	27
I pleaded and pleaded to the police that I didn't kill him.	27
I've been really nervous about living alone, so my dad got me the best locks money can buy for my front door.	27
...	27
I’ve been kicked in here all my life, and still Mom and Dad won’t let me out.	27
I have learned that after death, your essence is transported into a new alternate universe in which you evade that which killed you.	27
[APR22] I swallowed a Joker in the middle of a card game out of anger	27
October is my favorite month of the year	27
Todays the day I finally get to meet my crush!	27
Their ads show children running through fields of sunflowers while a soft voice promises immortality through advanced technology.	27